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Lyrics

Even Nuns Watch Porn...


1. Make a sign of the cross or
genuflect instead
It’s candle’s out girls and time for bed,
Those heavenly thoughts lay far behind..
And  it Wears the soap  does it cleanse the mind

Pre chorus

They’ll pray you don’t tell
You’ve gotta soul to sell
You’re going straight to hell..ha ha


Chorus
Cos’ they don’t want you knowing
Where your your life’s going
(Ohhh give us instead our daily bread )
But now your secrets out
They’re gonna scream and shout
( Ohhh it’s what I read …your holy father said)
Feel the Vatican scorn
Now even nuns watch porn…


2)
Pull out those beads it’s time to repent,
Kick the habit or give it up for lent
But you long for those days you were  wild and free
  before you took your  vow of celibacy

Pre chorus

Pray you don’t tell
You gotta soul to sell
You’re going straight to hell.. ha ha


Chorus

You don’t want them knowing
Your desires are growing
(Ohhh give us instead our daily bread )
But now your secrets out
They’re gonna scream and shout
( Ohhh it’s what I read your holy father said)
Feel the Vatican scorn
Now even nuns watch porn  …


Repeat chorus

(With  whispered voice over )

Thy shall not kill
Or take a life
Thy shall not covert
Thy neighbours wife..
Thy shall not steal
Or break thy trust
Or give into desires
Of mortal lust …