Lyrics
Even Nuns Watch Porn...
1. Make a sign of the cross or
genuflect instead
It’s candle’s out girls and time for bed,
Those heavenly thoughts lay far behind..
And it Wears the soap does it cleanse the mind
Pre chorus
They’ll pray you don’t tell
You’ve gotta soul to sell
You’re going straight to hell..ha ha
Chorus
Cos’ they don’t want you knowing
Where your your life’s going
(Ohhh give us instead our daily bread )
But now your secrets out
They’re gonna scream and shout
( Ohhh it’s what I read …your holy father said)
Feel the Vatican scorn
Now even nuns watch porn…
2)
Pull out those beads it’s time to repent,
Kick the habit or give it up for lent
But you long for those days you were wild and free
before you took your vow of celibacy
Pre chorus
Pray you don’t tell
You gotta soul to sell
You’re going straight to hell.. ha ha
Chorus
You don’t want them knowing
Your desires are growing
(Ohhh give us instead our daily bread )
But now your secrets out
They’re gonna scream and shout
( Ohhh it’s what I read your holy father said)
Feel the Vatican scorn
Now even nuns watch porn …
Repeat chorus
(With whispered voice over )
Thy shall not kill
Or take a life
Thy shall not covert
Thy neighbours wife..
Thy shall not steal
Or break thy trust
Or give into desires
Of mortal lust …